I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
NEW HYRULE WARRIORS TRAILER
MY BODY IS READY
Omgoodness I want a ringtone of Lana singing the theme so flippin bad
The map of Isle Delfino, from Super Mario Sunshine (2002).
pat pat pat pat
when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
Zodiac Taurus facts.
everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ