Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.
YESSSS THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTSHilariously enough a lot of these apply to the theater as well
Fuck yes! I work in a grocery store and holy shit this is accurate. The name tag one though… oh my god it terrifies me when someone I have never met before says my name.
“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?” - John Grogan, Marley & Me
i will follow you into the dark, death cab for cutie
this is my f a v o r i t e !
Everyone be quiet, the queen is speaking.
short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
^ This is the definition of Ryan and myself
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"